May 15, 2008 by PolitiPornster

by Lindsey “Shush” - PolitiPorn Religion Correspondent
My husband just called to let me know that his employer, a manufacturer, is moving from five eight hour days to four ten hour days a week so that their employees can conserve gas. Oh, yes, everything is fine. The economy will pick itself up and brush itself off at any moment. Gross national profit is up! People are going off of unemployment! Everything will get better! DON’T LOOK AT THE BLACK HOLE SUCKING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY INTO OBLIVION! It’s fine!
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Posted in Main Story, News | Tagged Bernanke, Bush, Cheney, Clinton, Corporations, Economy, FOX News, Gas Prices, McCain, Obama, Recession, Unemployed | 7 Comments »
May 14, 2008 by PolitiPornster

The Fat Lady hasn’t sung yet, but the Breck Girl chimed in today. Former Vice-Presidential Nominee and former candidate in the Democratic primary, John Edwards is, by all reports, prepared to announce that he will cast his lot with Barack Obama. Here. Is this the nail in the coffin? The straw that breaks the camel’s back? Nah, we’re talking about Hillary Clinton folks. This woman couldn’t divorce her husband because of his breaches of their marital contract, but for her ambition she can divorce herself completely from reality. I wonder if reality pays alimony?
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Posted in DNC, News, Political Humor | Tagged barack obama, Bush, Cannes Festival, democrats, George Bush, hillary clinton, Hollywood, John Edwards, John McCain, Presidential Elections, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Penn | 4 Comments »
May 14, 2008 by PolitiPornster

John Denver sang that West Virginia was “Almost Heaven”. Well no matter how closely West Virginia may resemble the hereafter, it’s almost irrelevant in the grand scheme of politics. Nothing proved that more than yesterday.
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Posted in Main Story | Tagged barack obama, FOX News, Hillary Cl, hillary clinton, Hillbillies, john denver, John McCain, Obama, Rush Limbaugh, West Virginia | 12 Comments »